HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?
"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love."
Bobby, 9
"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold...Other people care more about the food."
Bart, 9
"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up."
Sarah, 9
"See if the man has lipstick on his face."
Sandra, 7
"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are--on fire."
Christine, 9
TITLES OF THE LOVE BALLADS YOU CAN SING TO YOUR BELOVED
"'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'"
Arnold, 10
"You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister."
Larry, 8
"'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'"
Eddie, 6
"I Am in Love with You Most of the Time, but Don't Bother Me When I'm with My Friends."
Bob, 9
"Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!"
Will, 7
"Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo on My Mind."
Sharon, 9
WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"
"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day."
Michelle, 9
"Some lovers might be real nervous, so they are glad that they finally got it out and said it and now they can go eat."
Dick, 7
CONCERNING THE ORIGINS OF LOVE
"Cupid kissed God and that got the ball rollin'."
Julio, 9
"One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods. He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just couldn't get her away from him. After a while, they became the first married gods."
Robbie, 8
