KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS
From Rick (US): In our family devotions, we did a study on King Asa, out of 2 Chronicles. Later in the day, we were reviewing what we had learned. When asking my seven year-old what book in the Bible we find the story of King Asa, he responded, "Second Chronicles of Narnia!"
From Rob (UK): In our home we tend to get the children to help out. One day our youngest son came in to the living room and asked, "Does anyone want a cup of coffee?" "Yes please!" we said, he replied, "What kind of coffee do you want? Capitated or decapitated?"
From Bryan (US): I have a collection of quotes from my son Cotter (nine at the time), who is his generation's Yogi Berra:
Cotter: Mommy, look what I can do all by myself. I can tuck in my shirt.
Mommy: Wow when did you become such a big boy?
Cotter: Tuesday.
Cotter: I bonked my head again. It really hurt.
Me: Isn't that the third time?
Cotter: Yessir.
Me: Well, stop doing it.
Cotter: I can't help it. My head is doing it all by itself.
Cotter: OUCH! YOU HURT MY NIPPLES!
Mommy: Cotter, those are your knuckles.
Cotter: Oh. What are my nipples then?
Mommy: (pointing to his chest)Those are your nipples.
Cotter: Oh. You hurt my knuckles! My nipples are fine.
Watching ESPN highlights: "Wow, that horse is pretty fast for being handicapped."
On a humid day: "It sure is sweaty out here."
"I don't know *everything.* I just know all the good things."
