WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too."
Andrew, 6
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell...That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."
Mae, 9
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
Manuel, 8
REFLECTIONS ON THE NATURE OF LOVE
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too."
Greg, 8
HOW DO PEOPLE IN LOVE TYPICALLY BEHAVE?
"Mooshy...like puppy dogs...except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much."
Arnold, 10
"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour."
Wendy, 8
"All of a sudden, the people get movies fever so they can sit together in the dark."
Sherm, 8
CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them."
Gavin, 8
"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing."
John, 9
THE PERSONAL QUALITIES YOU NEED TO HAVE IN ORDER TO BE A GOOD LOVER
"Sensitivity don't hurt."
Robbie, 8
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."
Ava, 8
THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??
"You should ask the people who read Cosmopolitan."
Kirsten, 10
"It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them."
Anita, 9
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble."
Will, 7
