A young man and a pastor are playing a round together. At a short par 3 the pastor asks the young man, "What club are you going to use on this hole?â€
The young man says, "An 8-iron, reverend. How about you?â€
The pastor says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray.â€
The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green. The pastor tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards. The young man says, "I don't know about you, pastor, but in my church, when we pray, we keep our head down.â€
