HOW'S YOUR JOB AT...
Q. How's your job at the clock factory?
A. Only time will tell.
Q. How's your job at the banana company?
A. I keep slipping up.
Q. How's your job at the travel agency?
A. I'm going nowhere.
Q. How's your job at the pie company?
A. It didn't pan out.
Q. How's your job at the balloon factory?
A. We can't keep up with inflation.
Q. How's your job at the crystal ball manufacturer?
A. I'm making a fortune.
Q. How's your job at the history book publisher?
A. There's no future in it.
Q. How's your job on the farm?
A. Things keep cropping up.
Q. How's your job at the sewing shop?
A. Hanging on by a thread.
