SIGNS YOU OVERDID IT FOR THANKSGIVING
> Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
> The Gravy Boat you used was a real 12 foot boat.
> You get grass stains on your behind after a walk, but never sat down.
> You set off three earthquake seismographs on your morning jog Friday.
> Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening yields only gravy.
> You had five TV sets side-by-side to catch all the football games.
> That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
> Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
> It looks like the leftovers are gonna last until Christmas.
> Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this.
