KING ARTHUR'S UNKNOWN KNIGHTS
It is a little-known fact that King Arthur had more knights than is usually believed. They included:
~ Sir Face - the devastatingly handsome, but disappointingly shallow knight.
~ Sir Pass – Arthur's best knight of all.
~ Sir Port - a great help to all the other knights.
~ Sir Culation – a knight who got around, especially popular at parties.
~ Sir Prise – the knight who could always be relied on to do the unexpected.
~ Sir Vey – a watchful knight.
~ Sir Cuitous - a knight who approached his duties in a roundabout way.
~ Sir Pose - a knight who stands by wild predictions.
~ Sir Cumvent – the evasive knight.
~ Sir Reen – a calm and cheerful knight.
~ Sir Spicious – a paranoid knight.
~ Sir Real – a vague and insubstantial knight.
~ Sir Cumstances – a knight whose fault it never was.
~ Sir Cumference - invented the round table.
~ Sir Plus - that extra knight.
~ Sir Cumference - the obese knight.
