CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS Part 2
~ At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
~ Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
~ The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
~ Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.
~ Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
~ The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 pm. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
~ For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
~ During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
~ Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
~ Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
~ The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
~ This afternoon there will be a meeting in the north and south ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
~ Tuesday at 4:00 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
~ Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put Me in My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.
~ This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
~ Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm. prayer and medication to follow.
~ The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Belzer; the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
~ Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
~ The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
~ Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to the church secretary.
