THE TOP SEVEN THINGS OVERHEAD ON THE WISE MEN'S JOURNEY TO BETHLEHEM:
7 - Man, I'm starting to get a rush from this frankincense!
6 - You guys ever eat camel meat? I hear it tastes like chicken.
5 - You know, I used to go to school with a girl name Beth Lehem.
4 - What kind of name is Balthazar anyhow? Phoenician?
3 - Hey, do you either of you know why "MYRRH" is spelled with a "Y" instead of a "U"?
2 - Okay, whose camel just spit?
1 - All this staring at a star while riding a camel is making me woozy.