You know it's going to be a BAD DAY when...
> You jump out of bed in the morning and miss the floor.
> Your four-year-old greets you with the news that its almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.
> The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
> Your horn gets stuck when you're following a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
> You get to work and there's a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
> Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
> Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.
> Your boss tells you not to bother to remove your coat.
> Your blind date turns out to be your ex.
