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Title: You know it's going to be a BAD DAY when...
Post by: Cocopops on May 05, 2024, 02:49:04 PM
You know it's going to be a BAD DAY when...

> You jump out of bed in the morning and miss the floor.
 
> Your four-year-old greets you with the news that its almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.

> The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
 
> Your horn gets stuck when you're following a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.
 
> You get to work and there's a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
 
> Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
 
> Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.
 
> Your boss tells you not to bother to remove your coat.
 
> Your blind date turns out to be your ex.